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10 Things Guys Don't Want You to Know About Their Penis

1. That it bends slightly to the left.It's not a "model penis." It won't get featured in any catalogs or glossy spreads. But maybe what he doesn't realize is that his bend is exactly perfect for you. Maybe you can build up his confidence by yelling, "OH HELL YEAH, I LOVE YOUR WEIRD-ASS DICK, BRO" every time you come. Just something to think about. Or not.

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2. Who it's met.Every penis has a history, a story to tell, if only its peehole had teeth and a tongue and also there were vocal cords nestled somewhere into that vas deferens. Some penises might have a very short story, and others might have multi-volume epics that would make you gasp with equal parts horror and reverence. He might not want you to know how many people he's had sex with, no matter what the number. 

3. That it's a different color than the rest of his body. This is super common (pigmentation often makes our genitals and nipples different colors) but some guys might feel weird about it. I honestly don't know. I don't go around asking guys what their dick's biggest weakness is. We don't sit around drinking beers and putting our dicks in a circle and laughing about our rainbow of dicks and high fiving. Actually, scratch that. That's exactly what we do all the time. Especially at bachelor parties. That's a real fact.

4. Exactly how long it is. Whether it's small (which presents a whole other host of issues) or it's big, if we can tell you how long it is down to the quarter inch, that means we've measured it recently. So that's weird.

5. That it's just not what it used to be. Maybe it used to be the captain of the high school football team, but now it's feeling some 'ritis and can't throw the old pigskin around. You caught his dick in the attic the other day, grunting as it tried to fit its old varsity jacket on. The point is, depending on how old this guy is, his penis might not be as spry as it once was.

6. Just how much pubic hair there is. It goes far back. Like, really far. There's probably another two inches of shaft in that bush. It's like going through the Narnia wardrobe except instead of a magical fantasy world it's just a ton of dick.

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7. Just how many times we had to retake our photo before we sent that snap of it. It was at least five. At least.

8.  Just how recently we masturbated. It was like, two hours ago probably, assuming we didn't just wake up.

9. That we have been so close to cumming for the last 5 minutes. And we've been doing some hardcore mental gymnastics to hold off until you orgasm.

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